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ITwasofcoursetheLion'svoice.Thehadlohathecouldspeak:yetitwasalovelyandterribleshohedid.
Outofthetreeswildpeoplesteppedfodsahewood;withthemsandSatyrsandDwarfs.OutoftheriverrodwithhisNaiaddaughters.Andalltheseasandbirdsintheirdifferentvoices,lhorthickorclear,replied:“Hail,Aslan.Wehearandobey.elove.Wethink.Wespeak.Weknow.”
“Butplease,wedon'tknowverymuchyet,”
saidanoseyandsnortykindofvoidthatreallydidmakethejump,foritwasthecab-horseoken.
“GoodoldStrawberry,”
saidPolly.“IamgladhewasoheoobeaTalki.”
AndtheCabby,stahe,said,“Strikemepink.Ialwaysdidsaythat'oss'adalotofsehough.”
&ures,Igiveyouyourselves,”
saidthestrong,happyvoiceofAslaoyouforeverthislandiveyouthewoods,thefruits,therivers.IgiveyouthestarsandIgiveyoumyself.TheDumbBeastswhomIhavenotareyoursalso.TreatthemgentlyahembutdonotgobacktotheirwayslestyouceasetobeTalkis.Foroutofthemyouweretakenandintothemyou.Donotso.”
“No,Aslan,wewon't,wewon't,”
saideveryooneperkyjackdawaddedinaloudvoiofear!”
andeveryoneelsehadfibeforehesaiditsothathiswordscameoutquiteadeadsilendperhapsyouhavefoundouthowawfulthatbe—say,ataparty.TheJackdawbebarrassedthatithiditsheaduswingsasifitwasgoingtosleep.Aheranimalsbeganmakingvariousqueernoiseswhicharetheirwaysoflaughingandwhich,ofoonehaseverheardinourworld.Theytriedatfirsttorepressit,butAslansaid:“Laugha,creatures.Nowthatyerdumbandwitless,youalwaysbegrave.Forjokesaswellasjustieinwithspeech.”
Sotheyallletthemselvesgo.AndtherewassuchmerrimentthattheJackdawhimselfpluckedupcainahecab-horse'shead,betweenitsears,gitswings,andsaid:“Aslan!Aslahefirstjoke?WilleverybodyalwaysbetoldhowImadethefirstjoke?”
“No,littlefriend,”
saidtheLion.“Youhavehefirstjoke;youhaveohefirstjoke.”
TheneveryohaheJa'tmindaasloudtillthehorseshookitsheadandtheJackdawlostitsbalandfelloff,butremembereditswiill)beforeitreachedtheground.
“Andnow,”
saidAslan,“Narablished.Wemustfitsafe.Iwilleofyoutomyehithertome,youthechiefDwarf,andyod,andyouOakandtheOwl,andboththeRavensandtheBull-Elephaalktogether.Fhtheworldisnotfivehoursoldanevilhasalreadye.”
&ureshehadnamedcameforwardaurwardwiththem.Theantalking,sayingthididhesayhadeheworld?—A'saNeevil?—No,hedidn'tsayaNeevil,hesaidahat'sthat?”
“Lookhere,”
saidDigorytoPolly,“I'vegottogoafterhim—AslaheLion.Imustspeaktohim.”
“Doyouthinkwe?”
saidPolly.“Iwouldn'tdare.”
“I'vegotto,”
saidDigory.“It'saboutMother.Ifanyonecouldgivemesomethingthatwoulddood,itwouldbehim.”
“I'llealongwithyou,”
saidtheCabby.“Ilikedthelooksof'im.AndIdon'tretheseotherbeastswillgoforus.AndIitholdStrawberry.”
Soallthreeofthemsteppedoutboldly—orasboldlyastheycould—towardtheassemblyofanimals.Thecreaturesweresobusytalkiherandmakitheydidn'threehumansuntiltheywereveryordidtheyhearUndreasstandingtremblinginhisbuttosagoodwayoffandshouting(butbyhetopofhisvoice).
“Digory!ebaebayou'retold.Iforbidyoutogoastepfurther.”
&theywererightinamongtheanimals,theanimalsallstoppedtalkingahem.
“Well?”
saidtheHe-Beaveratlast,“what,inthenameofAslahese?”
“Please,”
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