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第39章 条理的功效TheGoodFeeling（第2页）

，“有一种美妙的感觉蕴藏于牛奶之中”

，“万事达信用卡会员组织让你的世界变得更美好”

。

甚至，当一只狗吃了高蛋白食物，都会兴高采烈地在院子里跑来跑去。

现在，“美妙感觉”

为每个人带来了好处，我也正在免费为你提供这种感觉，你需要的只是一些思考的时间和一些循规蹈矩的工作。

克里斯多夫罗宾（来自艾伦亚历山大米尔恩的《小熊维尼》）作出了最恰当的评价：“在你做事情之前，你就应该做到有条理。

这样一来，你在做事情的时候，才不会把事情搞得乱糟糟的。”

如果你希望与孩子们一起过有条理的生活，你就能够做到。

请大家紧紧地跟随我，我们一起努力，平稳、系统地向着解放的道路缓缓前行。

Obvianizationismyfavoritesubject.Howcouldsugsubjectbesosatisfyimeexplain.

Atourhouse，weworkonasystemofiverewards.BythatImean，IdooomuchaboutitwhenIdht，butIhearplentywhenImessup！

Soundfamiliar？

Afterspendinghoursonallfoursgtherefrigerator，I’tremembereverhearinganyoherefrigeratreat！”

Andnooneeversays，“l’msogladallthebuttonsareonmyshirtthism.”

Or，“Aw.shucks，dear，youmadethebed！”

But，boy，doIhearaboutitifthere’sabuttonmissing，astickyfloor，oranuimesitseemsthere’sauniversalmisthatIhaveexclusiverightstothesewingbox，themop，andtheli.（I’mdoioreceivethatidea！

）

YoutoohavedoinghouseworkislikefihhyllisDillersumsitupnicely：“gthehousewhilethearegrowingislikeshovelistopssnowing.”

&iverewards.Wefacethemdaily.Dhtandnoodas.Maybeyou’vehere’snotalotofgloryathome.Wedon’toftenreceiveaccoladesorpatsohtheobviousexother’sDayorFather’sDay）.Andwherearemyloyalsupporterstherestoftheyear？Why，they’respillingmilkinmyrefrigeratumersintheirsockdrawers，andvfourhundredcupcakesfortheAmeeting（whichisusuallythisevening）.Nowonderwecludethatanizedliviothechildless，thesioioutheartedparents！

Allthisleadsmetowhygettingthingsinorderisexg！

Whe，acupboard，oradraweriorder，thatoleareaseemstosay，“Yawonderfuljob！

Keepupthegoodwork！”

Whatmotivatioofeelthosewords，becesaretentooneyou’llhem.

EverydayIgetlettersfrompeoplealloverthevariableIgetosays，“TodayIycloset.EveryfiveminutesIgoiolookatit！”

anizationfeelsgood，andthatgoodfeelingspillsoverintoyourdisposition.Itimproveyourelookanizedlivisyoufreefromfeelingsofdespair，andstressisgreatlyreduced.Youexperienceafeelingakintorelief.IrememberwhenIfirstobservedasavingsandlthe“goodfeeling”

thatbankingwiththemgavetheirers.Siheiilarclaimswaftingthroughtheairways：“We’vegotitagooodthingstolife.”

“Milkhasit.”

“MaketheworldyouroysterwithMasterthedarouhtheHi-Proglow.

Thesedayseveryoneisonthegoodfeeling.I，toittoyou—freee.Allittakesissht，alittletime，andsomegoodold-fashionedwork.ChristopherRobin（fromA.A.Milne’sWihe-Pooh）saiditbest：“iswhatyoudobeforeyoudosomething，sothatwhenyoudoit，it’snotallmixedup.”

Ifyanizedlivingwithkids，youhaveit.Stickwithmeandwe’llwether—gradually，smoothly，aitheroadtoeman.