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二2 妈妈的安排（第1页）

youaregoingtotheholyblessing—why?—itisanall-girlhighschoolrunbyacatholicchurch.don’tworry—thesisterswon’tactuallywashyourbrainwiththeirchurchdoctrines—teachersareteachers;theyteach，notconvertanystudentintoachristian.theyareasfineastheteachersinothernormalhighschools;theonlydifferenceisthattheywearacrosspendantontheirnecks.

soyouwon’tgetdistractedbyunnecessaryentertainmentorchasedaroundbyfilthy，sex-thirstyhighschoolboys...trustme—mommywenttherewheniwaslittle，soiknow.mommyknowwhat’sthebestforyou，ariel.

it’sclosertohome，soyoudon’thavetowasteyourtimeoncommuting.besides，mommydon’tlikeyoutogoofaroundinthedowntownareaafterschool—headstraighthome，youunderstand?

firstgirls?—youdon’thavetogothere，doyouhaveto?—mommyheardmostofthegirlsoutthereplayreallyhardaswellasstudyhard—andnotonlythat.rumorhasit:thatschoolisnowofficiallyoccupiedbyhomosexuals—goodheavens!nowthenationaleducationisteachingourchildrentobecomeahomosexual—mostscandalous!mommydon’twantyoutogetpoisonedbyhomosexuality.boysarebad;lesbians?—evenworse:theycanturninnocentgirlsintotheirownkind—that’swhy—theyarezombies.youhavetoadmitthathomosexualityisascontagiousasviruses，andthelesbiansaregoingtotakeoverourbeautifulisland—you’llsee.

mommydon’twantyoutogetcaughtinthedegenerateatmosphereinfirstgirlsandeventuallysquanderyourtimewhenallyouhavetodoisstudyforthecollegeentranceexam—mommywantyoutostudyinoneoftheleadinguniversities，likeyourmommy.iwenttonxumyself，soyoushoulddothesame.

besides，ifyouwanttogetadmittedintonxuviathemulti-starproject，thechancesarebetterintheholyblessingthaninfirstgirls.youdon’thavetocompetewiththefirstgirlsstudents—why—theylovefiercecompetitions.letthemhavewhattheyaskfor.whathavemommytaughtyou?chooseyouropponentswisely，ifyouhavetofightacrucialfightyoumustnotlose.

eventhoughyouareinasecond-rategirl’shighschool，theholyblessingimean，mommystillwantyoutobelacrèmedelacrèmeamongthestudents.so，youwillhavetostudyintheirhumanityandsocialscienceclass.don’tworry.itstillcountsasan“elite”

classintheschool，thoughnotasgoodasthemathematicsandscienceclassinotherleadinghighschools.don’tworry—mommywillgetthebestteacherstheholyblessingcanoffer—lacrèmedelacrème，mommyassureyou—how?—don’tyouworryaboutit.mommyhasmy“way”

—youdon’tfrown，nothingtoworryabout—mommyjusthaveto“talkto”

some“people”

—youwilllearnfromthebestteachers，somakesureyougetgoodgradesinthefollowingsemester，youhear?

good，mysweetheart.

enjoyyourhighschoollife.

【好好享受你的高中生活，乖女儿。

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